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Three of Joseph D, BOE mulls TV, GOP says a bailout ‘oui’
(by DAVE ASTOR - September 25, 2008)
Dear Montclairvoyant,
Triple play! Trifecta! Hat trick!
Sincerely,
Of Thrice and Sven
With pro-sports events too pricey to attend, Sven is lovin’ that there were THREE ads picturing Essex County Exec Joseph DiVincenzo in last week’s Montclair Times.
Dear Montclairvoyant,
The Sept. 18 Times also had an excellent editorial about televising local Board of Education meetings. Your thoughts on that issue?
Sincerely,
Ask-It and the Screen
Why the BOE needs a committee to study this is beyond me. Televise the darn meetings! "CSI: Procrastination" is NOT "appointment TV."
Dear Montclairvoyant,
GASP! "CSI" stands for "Crime Scene Investigation." What are you implying?
Sincerely,
Edgar Allan — Whoa!
Oh, puh-leeze. In the BOE’s case, "CSI" stands for "Camera-Shy Inveteracy."
Dear Montclairvoyant,
What the heck does "inveteracy" mean?
Sincerely,
Stumped on Stephen Street
If you really want to know, watch "CSI: Dictionary."
Dear Montclairvoyant,
The BOE has broken ground on the Washington Street school. It’ll cost no more than the allotted $35 million, right?
Sincerely,
Naive in a Northview Nook
Bwa-ha-ha! And George W. Bush will be grand marshal of Montclair’s next July 4th Parade.
Dear Montclairvoyant,
With financial markets imploding, let’s talk billions rather than millions. Why does Bush always bail out big business but not the poor or middle class?
Sincerely,
"W" Stands for Wealthy
Because he wasn’t invited to today’s "Girls Night Out" in Montclair.
Dear Montclairvoyant,
I don’t understand the connection.
Sincerely,
Puzzled on a Prescott Porch
The connection between Parents Who Rock and Little Kids Rock will improve music instruction in Montclair schools. I know, I know ... it’s only rock ‘n’ roll … but, well … how should I put this? … I like it.
Dear Montclairvoyant,
Sheesh, stop messin’ with Stones songs. "Puzzled" was asking you about the Bush/bailout/"Girls Night Out" connection, and got no satisfaction.
Sincerely,
Ruby Tuesday on Thursday
Turns out the "gently used" handbag Bush might have toted to "Girls Night Out" was filled with billions of our tax dollars for Wall Street sharks.
Dear Montclairvoyant,
Am I correct in guessing that you 1) Dislike corporate welfare. 2) Hate corporate welfare. 3) Loathe corporate welfare?
Sincerely,
The Rich Get Richer
Hat trick! Trifecta! Triple play!
Contact Dave Astor at dastor@earthlink.net.
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